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Michigan Foodie - December 2017 - by Ben Horner

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By Ben Horner As a former Chef, food is very important to me. They say the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and for me that is most definitely true. In this column I will be reviewing great eats for not always well know places. For this review, Legends Adult Entertainment Club was recommended by the girls in the industry as being one of the best. Legends is located right downtown next to St. Andrew’s Hall in Detroit’s revitalizing downtown business district. Cecil, the courteous doorman, found us a nice booth and introduced us to our lovely server Sam. We ordered some cocktails and food right away. The drinks were tall and refreshing, great value. After our simple salads that came with our dinners we dived into an order creamy Lobster Mac, which was loaded with huge chunks Maine lobstertail, pasta and topped with some crunchy seasoned breadcrumbs, Then there was more lobster with the Surf and Turf. The Filet was perfect, cuttable with a fork accompanied with a ni

Friction Movie Review: Pixels - by Michelle Kisner

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          With Pixels, Hollywood has put the final nail in the coffin of popular nerd culture in movies. Video games have come a long way, from being the domain of dank basements and cramped arcades to occupying a space in almost every home in America. They are a big business now and they garner millions of dollars every year, with each blockbuster game costing more to make than the last. As a whole, movies based on video game franchises have not been good, Super Mario Bros and Street Fighter being some of the worst examples, but at least they tried somewhat to stick to the source material. Pixels is the cinematic equivalent of a shady pimp that whores out classic gaming icons to the lowest bidder. “Oh you like Pac-Man? He’s right here for you, man. Ten bucks and he’ll do anything you want for an hour and a half. If you’re into threesomes, I can get Donkey Kong in that action for a little extra!”.      In a world where Paul Blart (Kevin James) is president of the United States (ser

Video Game Review: Resident Evil Dead Aim - by Ericca M.

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Okay ladies and gents, here we are in the glorious Christmas season! In the spirit of all things Christmas, I’m reviewing a video game that I received as a gift back when I was a teenager: Resident Evil: Dead Aim. In all fairness, my Mom was well aware of me and my siblings love for the Resident Evil series. We’d spend countless nights losing sleep because we were too busy trying to beat whatever horrendous boss we would come across. I can also remember throwing the control whenever I’d become frustrated with dying. There’s only so many times you can see “You Died” spelled out in blood before you temporarily lose your sanity. Now back to Dead Aim. Dead Aim was one of those parts to the Resident Evil series that wasn’t very popular nor was it promoted as heavily as the first, or others in the series like Resident Evil 5 or Code Veronica X. The game was released on February 13, 2003 by Capcom for the Playstation 2 console and received some pretty poor reviews. I can certainly understan

Music to F*ck To: I'm Talkin' Dirty - by Dolan F.

There’s not much more of a turn on than getting into the mood and putting on some sexy music to have some fun with your partner. Except when the dirty talk begins. When they whisper in your ear what they're gonna do to you...yeah, well these songs are packed full of dirty lyrics to put you in that right mood to fuck to. These artists have been through it all and know exactly what to sing to make you wet. These experiences they have been through helps them put heavy emotions into lyrical pieces. These songs are definitely going to get you in the mood so I hope your ready to give it up, and put it up in the air. These are songs that will forever remain in the music to fuck to category and should be added to your naughty playlist’s. These songs include a bit of everything, sensual foreplay music, hardcore fucking, cuddling, & good ole fashion love making music. 1. Jeremiah - Oui 2. Chris Brown - Back To Sleep 3. Marques Houston - First Time 4. Marques Houston - Naked 5. Trey So

Fact or FRICTION - December 2017

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To this day, just the thought of her makes me my panties wet. I was a senior in college when it happened. My friends and I decided to go out for a night on the town in an effort to unwind from all the midterms we had been taking. We talked about bowling or heading to one of our usual spots, but my friend Miranda had apparently grown tired of going to the same places. She suggested that we go to a strip club, since we had never done it together before. I wasn’t sure at first because I had never been to a strip club at all. I’’’’d always overheard my brothers and my Uncles talking about all the action they saw or got at the clubs, but it never crossed my mind to go. After a couple hours of texts from my friends begging me to join them, I finally agreed. I wasn’t nervous, but you could say that I felt a little awkward. Just the thought of a bunch of naked women prancing around a bunch of horny, lonely guys made my skin crawl. But, my friends wanted me to go really bad and I didn’t want

Sex Position of the Month - December 2017 - by Amber Jones

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The Oral Exam This position gives the man an empowered feeling, placing him in control of his own oral pleasure. The women lies face up on her back, with her head hanging slightly off the bed. Now the man positions himself standing in front of the woman’s head. Make sure to maintain a style comfortable for the woman, as this can easily become an overpowering position.

Pole Trick of the Month - December 2017

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Iron X If you are just beginning to work on this trick, you need to use the strength that you have as effectively as possible, this is the way that you want to work on it. By turning your trunk (chest, and core) first, you’re then able to use the large muscles of your core to control the turn of your hips and legs as one unit. By turning your legs and hips together (maintaining the bend at your hips with your legs) You are minimizing how far your feet get from the pole. In this way, you can hold a “true” X with your entire body turned to the wall, rather then needing to “cheat” it by turning just your legs and keeping your chest to the ceiling. If you try to turn everything at once, you will not be able to control the turn because you aren’t using the large, strong muscles of your core to do the work.

Your Guide to Holiday Office Party Hook-Ups - by Starla Knight

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It’s that time of year again. Wreaths, trees and mantels all a glow with twinkling lights. Ugly sweaters and festive cards are shared.  The credit card debt we managed to clear a few months ago from the last gift giving season, has now achieved new heights (‘tis the season of consumerism after all) And yes, the annual office Christmas parties.  The yearly galas where co-workers are forced to be together, exchange secret Santa or white elephant gifts and likely encouraged to partake in an alcoholic beverage or two. I know, you’re surprised to learn that combination doesn’t always end up with the best of results.  Who would have known? Trojan. Trojan conducted a poll, asking people about their holiday office soirees, and you might be a little surprised at the number of those who admit to indulging in a little holiday hanky panky this time of year.  Holiday office hook ups rank 3rd in the occasions for top one-night trysts. 42% of men, between the ages of 18 and 34, admit to having an o

Naughty News for December 2017 - by Ericca M.

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McDouble Trouble Residents of Howard County in Maryland are calling Jessica Marie Cross, 27, “The Maryland Hamburglar” after she was arrested on the morning of November 16th. After a video of a break-in that occured in early November at a McDonald’s restaurant went viral, cops were able to locate and arrest Jessica Marie Cross, 27, on burglary and theft charges. According to investigators, a McDonald’s employee arrived to work on November 5th and discovered that the restaurant had been burglarized. The alleged thief got away with $1400. Howard County cops reviewed store surveillance footage and witnessed the burglar--who was ultimately identified as Cross--pull up to the drive-thru window in a Hyundai Sonata around 1 in the morning on November 5th after the restaurant had closed. The video shows Cross pushing open the unlocked window, leaning in and retrieving a fountain drink. She then climbed through the window and proceeded to spend about 35 minutes in the restaurant before leavin