Naughty News for March 2018 - by Ericca M.
Man Arrested After He Is Caught Riding Gym’s Stationary Bike Buttnaked A tenant at a Florida apartment complex is facing criminal charges and eviction after being caught using every machine in the community gym while completely naked, according to police reports. Police were called to the Andover Place Apartments in Orlando on January 31st after a leasing agent spotted 57-year-old Kerry Haynes working out buckey ball naked. The agent quickly contacted a maintenance man to report what she had seen. The maintenance worker then went to the gym and saw Haynes using the stationary bicycle, dick and balls a-swinging. When the employee asked what he was doing, Haynes replied, “I’m working out.” When the worker told him that the police had been called, Haynes left the gym. Afterwards, a landscaper spotted Haynes laying in the grass stroking his member near the pond. The responding officer also observed Haynes as he pleasured himself near the pond. After handcuffing him, the cop acc...