Naughty News - September 2018
Stinkin’ Thinkin’
An incident reports notes that before Edwards was booked into the Manatee County jail, his purse was searched. Inside the purse were two cans of pepper spray and two cans of fart spray.
The incident report does not indicate why Edwards needed all those cans of fart and pepper spray. Police ultimately confiscated his array of sprays, which police “marked for safekeeping.”
Edwards was scheduled for an August 22 court appearance on the misdemeanor charge.
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Steakhouse Striptease
Jordan, 24, gave an impromptu striptease to Jami Carpenter (who was accompanied by her husband Christopher) which made her quite uncomfortable. Carpenter advised Jordan to leave the Kobe Japanese Steakhouse in Clearwater. Jordan became angry and belligerent and started calling her fat. He even went as far as threatening to fight her spouse.
Jordan was subsequently arrested by a Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office deputy for disorderly conduct in an establishment, a misdemeanor. He was freed from the local jail after posting $150 bond. Jordan’s rap sheet includes multiple convictions for possession, sale, and trafficking of narcotics (cocaine and Oxycodone).
Thankfully, a criminal complaint does not further describe the erotic dance Jordan allegedly performed inside the eatery (pictured below).
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TV “Set Trippin’”
According to the police report, on the afternoon of August 15th, David Mann and the victim got into it over money and the bills not being paid. When the woman attempted to leave their Bryceville residence, Mann allegedly pushed her onto the bed and put his hands around her neck for a few seconds.
Mann’s mother interrupted the confrontation by yelling from the other room and the suspect got off the victim. A deputy reported that he noticed a small red mark on the victim’s chest.
The nature of the pair’s relationship is unclear. A Nassau County Sheriff’s Office report states that the victim referred to Mann as her “live-in ex-boyfriend.” Mann himself refers to the victim as his wife. A sheriff’s deputy noted that they were not married, but in an on and off again relationship.
Mann was arrested for battery on a person over the age of 65. He was also hit with a second felony when cops discovered shotgun shells and .22 caliber bullets inside the home. Mann is also on probation for trafficking in stolen property. He is not allowed to have any ammunition in his residence.
Mann is being held in the Nassau County jail on the felony charges. A judge has ordered him to have no contact with the victim and he must stay at least 500 feet away from the Bryceville property.
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Nutsack Mishap
The 10-0 fighter was doing woodwork when he accidentally injured himself to the point where he likely won’t be able to train for a very long time. While he didn’t dare post a picture of the actual injury, the fighter gave fans a detailed account of what happened in a post on his Twitter page along with a graphic picture of the blood stained boxers he was wearing when the incident occured.
The tweet stated: “so i was gunna train today but I ripped my nutsack in half. im bout to get stitched up. i was holdn a board over my head with a drill n my pants. i was sizin up the board n the drill went off n tangled my nuts up n it. i dropped the board and reversed the drill and untangled my nutsack but they was ripped n half. im serious too lol.”
“i obviously cant post a pic. but wen my nuts r seald back up ima come train again. i think a high kick would re rip them haha. and if i hear any s–tty punts bout how … this is nutty or screwed up i aint talked to u for bout a month. if ure gunna drop a pun to make fun of me at least put sum thot into [it] lol.”
Mitchell is currently taking some time away from training while his beanbag heals. It’s also good to see that he has a sense of humor about the situation.
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Great Value Nookie
When a patrolman approached the running vehicle around 9:15 PM, he spotted Shantell Nei, 32, laid back in her seat with her pants down. She was exposed from the waist down.
The van was positioned in front of the main entrance of the Walmart Supercenter in Mankato, which is open 24 hours a day.
The van’s other occupant, Frank Nei, 32, was also caught with his pants down. His shorts were pulled down to his knees. According to the police report, Frank Nei had leaned over across the center of the vehicle to perform an oral sex act upon Shantell Nei.
The responding officer knocked on the van’s window and yelled for them to stop, according to a probable cause statement. Officer Hoppes reported that both parties really seemed out of it but he could not smell any odor of alcohol. Hoppes also reported that they were visible to customers entering and exiting the main entrance.
Shantell Nei was reportedly groggy and lethargic and was cited for driving while impaired. Frank Nei was charged with indecent exposure and violating a November 2017 court order, which barred him from having any contact with Shantell.
Frank Nei told police that his wife does have a valid license and that she had only driven them to Walmart because he had been drinking. He also stated that she wanted to give him “head” while he was in the passenger seat.
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