Naughty News for January 2018 - by Ericca M.
A Pennsylvania landlord entered his tenant’s apartment and masturbated on her dirty laundry. Unbeknownst to the horny landlord, his stroke session was recorded by a motion-activated security camera inside the victim’s residence.
Thomas Fallon, 67, has been charged with burglary and criminal trespassing along with criminal mischief in connection with the incident that took place in Castle Shannon, a Pittsburgh suburb.
Fallon, who is also president of an electrical contracting firm, was arrested in early December and a preliminary hearing was held for him on December 12th in District Court. According to court records, the victim lives in an apartment that shares an address with Fallon’s company.
The victim told police that she recently purchased a “Wi-Fi enabled security system and placed cameras in her bedroom” because she had suspicions that someone had been going through her personal belongings for a few months.
The woman contacted police on December 1st after receiving an alert on her phone sent by the security system. It had detected motion in her bedroom and captured a series of still images showing Fallon naked inside the victim’s bedroom, according to police reports.
The photos showed that Fallon with his penis exposed, jerking off into the victim’s soiled clothing which she wore the day before, alleges the complaint, which notes that the woman identified the man in the photos, Fallon, as her landlord.
When he was later interviewed by police, Fallon acknowledged that he entered the woman’s apartment that morning without giving her notice but claims he was there to fix a hot water heater.
Fallon initially denied entering the woman’s bedroom while making the alleged repair. But when a cop showed Fallon photos of him pleasuring himself onto the victim’s clothing, Fallon ended the interview.
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An 18 year old Florida motorist recently told police that he was in such a rush to meet his girlfriend after she called him over for sex. He was apparently so excited that he did not notice that a cop car with its lights flashing and siren sounding was trying to pull him over for speeding and driving recklessly.
A patrolman in an unmarked car activated the vehicle’s emergency lights and siren in an attempt to pull the motorist over after spotting a Honda Accord speeding through a Clearwater neighborhood on the night of December 2nd. Instead of pulling over, the driver Ruben Hughes, 18, accelerated and fled the attempted stop.
Thanksto help from additional police cars in the area, the patrolman was able to track down the Honda and arrest Hughes. After being read his rights, Hughes reportedly insisted that he did not see or hear the lights and sirens. Hughes went on to explain that he was trying to meet his girlfriend for relations and that he was in a rush to get there.
The booty call gone wrong resulted in Hughes’s arrest for fleeing and eluding a police officer, which is a felony. Hughes ended up spending about 16 hours in custody before being released on his own recognizance.
Hughes’s rap sheet includes three separate speeding convictions in the past 14 months. He was also arrested in February on a vehicle burglary charge, which prosecutors later dropped.
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On Monday Nov. 27th, an altercation over sex toys and a laptop resulted in the arrest of a Florida woman on a domestic battery charge.
According to police reports, Lindsay Hensley-Clark, 38, struck her boyfriend, Chad Scerbo,in the face during a late-night dispute inside Hensley-Clark’s Palm Harbor apartment.
The altercation allegedly began over sex toys and a laptop. Lindsay and Chad got into a verbal argument and during said argument, Lindsay admitted that she slapped Chad because she was upset over what he said to her.
The arrest affidavit does not give any detail as to what Chad said, nor does it further describe the sex toy/laptop altercation.
Hensley-Clark was arrested on a misdemeanor dating violence charge. She spent 12 hours in police custody before being released the following morning.
At a court hearing November 28th, Hensley-Clark pleaded not guilty to the battery charge. The judge also issued an order allowing her to maintain contact with Scerbo.
Hensley-Clark is president and artistic director of the not-for-profit Tampa Ballet Theatre, for which Scerbo is a marketing advisor. Hensley-Clark also owns a ballet school affiliated with the professional dance company.
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Fighting With Dildos
Florida cops responded to a trespassing call where they were confronted by a male suspect armed with a large dildo. He swung the dildo at officers before ultimately being taken into custody. Following a call from a homeowner about a man sleeping on his land in early November, sheriff’s deputies encountered Donald Hornback, 71, sleeping on the complainant’s property in Indiantown.
Upon being discovered, Hornback declared that cops had no right to remove him from the victim’s property. As Hornback gathered up his belongings in a backpack, he picked up a large dildo and began to swing it around at the officers and the homeowner. Since the sex toy is not considered a dangerous weapon, investigators were not prompted to use deadly force to subdue Hornback. Hornback was eventually disarmed and taken into custody. He is currently free on $750 bond. Hornback was charged with trespassing, a misdemeanor.
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Shakes the Clown has been charged with groping two women at a holiday haunted house in Wisconsin. According to a criminal complaint, the victims had their breasts groped while waiting to enter a haunted barn at a campground in Janesville. Police were called to the scene after the women complained that they had been touched inappropriately by a clown.
The victims told police that a clown with green hair approached them and asked, “Do you want me to Donald Trump?” While asking this question, the clown made a hand gesture towards their vaginas and made a squeezing motion. Both women said that they weren’t touched at the time but they were very offended by what the clown said.
After making the “Trump” comment, the clown allegedly squeezed the breast of one woman, and then did the same thing to her friend. The women told police that the event left them feeling violated and uncomfortable. Neither victim gave the clown permission to grab their breasts.
The alleged assailant was identified as Brandon Goral, a 43-year-old Janesville resident. Goral said that he goes by “Shakes the Clown”.
During questioning, Goral said that he does not touch women’s breasts unless he is asked to do so. Goral claimed that he was asked multiple times by different females to grab their breasts for photos. He also stated that he had received that request several times that evening.
When asked if he knew that haunted barn personnel were not allowed to touch customers, Goral replied that he knew not to touch them unless they asked him to. Goral admitted to making the “Trump” comment and the inappropriate hand gesture.
Goral has since been charged with two counts of misdemeanor sexual assault, Goral is free on $2000 bond. He has also been ordered to have no contact with the two victims, who are identified by their initials in court filings.
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