Naughty News for August 2017 - by Ericca M.


Vegas Brothel Offers ‘Package of the Century’

Las Vegas Brothel and Resort, Sheri’s Ranch is offering customers $100,000 packages for the Mayweather vs. McGregor fight at the end of the month. The package includes: two tickets to the fight, which takes place on August 26th at MGM Grand Garden Arena, round trip airfare to Vegas, car service from the airport to the ranch, and also to the fight and back, a weekend stay at Sheri’s Ranch and the chance to enjoy quality time with all 24 ladies on the Ranch.

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Couple Busted During Public 3AM Romp
Florida couple, Tabatha Lehman. 45 and Craig Schultheis, 46,  were busted outside of a closed business in Largo, performing sexual acts on each other. Officer Logan Ward confronted the two squirrels chasing their nuts and stated that both parties were naked from the waist down engaging in oral sex. When confronted, Schultheis repeatedly told Officer Ward that he was, “Just trying to get a piece of ass.”

Authorities believe that alcohol may have contributed to their decision to engage in a public sex session. They were both arrested for exposure of sexual organs, which is a misdemeanor. The pair spent nine hours in police custody before they were released.

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Cirilla’s Theft Suspect Remains at Large

A Cirlla’s in Blue Springs, Missouri was recently robbed for over $90 in merchandise. On July 14, 2017, the suspect entered the adult novelty store and held the store manager and the employees at gun point. The suspect, the is said to have swiped a $47 11”All American Ultra Whopper intended for use in a strap-on device. The thief also managed to get away with a 10” dildo, worth $30 and a 4-ounce bottle of Doc Johnson’s Joy Juice lubricant, which can be purchased for $12. The store manager described the suspect as wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans, and black/white/red sneakers. The manager also told police that the man had full tattoo sleeves on both arms. The suspect remains at large, along with the dildos and lotion that he ran off with that morning.

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Alleged R. Kelly Cult Scandal

BuzzFeed, an American internet media company whose website has recently become an online sensation, conducted an investigation and allegedly discovered that R&B singer R. Kelly is leading a cult. The cult is said to be comprised of brainwashed young girls and Kelly himself.

Buzzfeed investigators, Mack, Jones and McGee, claim that six women live in properties that Kelly is renting in Chicago and Atlanta. They also say that he controls every aspect of their lives including what they eat, how they dress, when they bathe, when they sleep and when and how they engage in sexual encounters. Kelly allegedly records these sexual encounters as well. They also reported that if the girls break any of his rules, they are subjected to physical and verbal abuse.

One of the investigators, Mack, worked as Kelly’s personal assistant from 2013-2014. He claims that Kelly is a master manipulator and has mind control over the young ladies involved. He also refers to R. Kelly as ‘The Puppet Master.’

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World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Products Now Available

Back in 2015, Brian Sloan held the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest. It eventually went viral and the story was covered on hundreds of websites across more than 50 countries. The contest ultimately became the subject of a short documentary, which also went viral and gained thousands of viewers. After 2 years all 3 of the lucky winner’s genitals have been replicated in toy form and are now available for men to get their freak on with. Gentlemen who are eager to experience the World’s Most Beautiful Vaginas for themselves can shoot on over to winningvulvas.com to purchase the toy of their choice. 

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Teacher Jailed After Sex With Student

A former Nebraska City teacher accused of engaging in a sexual acts with a student has been sentenced to jail time and probation.

Authorities reported that on July 17, Emily Lofing, 27,  was sentenced to 90 days in jail and two years of probation. She is also required to serve 240 hours of community service.

Lofing was formerly charged with debauching a minor. The charge was amended to contributing to the delinquency of a child, in which Lofing pleaded no contest.

Lofing allegedly arranged a meeting last summer to have sex with a 16-year-old boy. She has since resigned her position at Nebraska City Middle School.

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Man Found Guilty of Sex Extortion, Kidnapping Scheme

A Rhode Island man was sentenced to 15 years behind bars for extorting sex from a woman. Authorities say in June 2015, White offered to loan $3,500 to the woman and her boyfriend. He convinced the woman that her boyfriend had been kidnapped and the ransom was $10,000. He offered to help her pay his ransom, in exchange for sexual favors. When the boyfriend returned unharmed, they immediately called police. 

White was sentenced last week to 15 years suspended with probation for extortion and was ordered to register as a sex offender. 

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