Naughty News for June 2017 - by TJ Leone & Ericca M.

On the War Path

War Machine’s sentencing date has been postponed to June 5 due to the extreme number of convictions that his attorneys must address. His lawyers, Jay Leiderman and Brandon Sua, were granted the new sentencing date to prepare for the 29 out of 34 charges War Machine was found guilty of back in March. These include six Class A felonies all stemming from the August 2014 attack on former partner and porn star, Christy Mack.

Mack was brutally beaten by War Machine, whose birth name is Jonathan Koppenhaver, and had to undergo months extensive surgeries to repair the damage he caused to her face and body including a damaged liver. The former MMA fighter overpowered Mack and her friend, nearly killing her and earning himself an attempted murder charge amongst the others. Christy Mack bravely testified against him, helping secure his jury conviction.

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Hunger Games

30-year-old Maryland native, Conrad Jablecki has been charged with indecent exposure and open lewdness after engaging in oral sex with a woman in the dining room of a Pennsylvania McDonald’s.

According to investigators, Jablecki and a woman engaged in these activities on a Thursday afternoon in March. A McDonald’s worker caught them in the middle of the illicit act and chased them out of the restaurant. Jablecki’s rap sheet includes convictions this year for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.

In 2012, Jablecki was sentenced to 60 days in jail and placed on probation for two years after being charged with allegedly exposing himself to a woman and her five-year-old daughter on a Maryland beach.

According to his Facebook page, Jablecki is always looking for women who are down for whatever.He wrote about seeking “A bad bitch W/ mean head game” and “a Girl who is a SupaFreak+Funny+Down to Earth+spontaneous+Drama-Free+Sense of Humor+Easy to conversate with jus talk About Everything an Anything!”

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For the Thrill of it All

A Minnesota woman has been charged with stealing thousands of dollars from a fund for a high school’s senior party and funneling much of that money toward a PayPal account set up to buy sex toys.The suspicious transactions totaled more than $8,700 either in the form of checks, debit card transactions or ATM withdrawals. By April, the money had not been returned to the account.The woman, 38-year-old Jill Fiedler, told police that the money transfers were to buy prizes for the senior party, though not sex toys but she had not followed through. She also acknowledged she owed “many thousands of dollars”.

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Swinger Camp Opens In France

Swingers looking for a new way to enjoy their favorite freaky past-time can now visit a swinger’s campsite located in South France. Le Diamant Noir campsite has finally opened for business and offers swinging couples and curious singles an affordable, raunchy, outdoor experience.

Bruno Mazaferro and his wife Sandra, established this business. Couples can be guaranteed a visit that includes a variety of erotic activities, with overnight stays starting at just 25 euro, or around $27.

The bar also hosts themed soirées including “Eyes Wide Shut” — presumably based on Stanley Kubrick’s 1999 film “Eyes Wide Shut” starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman — and “Leather and Latex.”

The site also welcomes curious singles as well. Singles are permitted to enter for a price, with single women charged $13, and men asked to fork out $49. The only rules that apply is that visitors must “respect each other,” be at least 21 years old to enter, and all campers must wear a colored wristband to identify their relationship status.

Visitors can bring their own tents or rent one of the many mobile homes available on the site.

Facilities include swimming pools, sauna, hot tubs and even designated “cuddle corners” so that campers can get up-close and personal.

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Your Vibrator Is Watching You

Sex toy maker We-Vibe has agreed to pay customers up to $10,000 each after shipping them “smart vibrators” that tracked owners’ use without them knowing.

After a class-action lawsuit in an Illinois federal court, We-Vibe’s parent company Standard Innovation was ordered to pay owners of the sex toy a total of 4 Million Dollars. Those who used the vibrator along with it’s associated app were entitled to the full amount each. However, those who just bought the vibrator can only claim up to $199.

The We-Vibe 4 Plus is a $90 bluetooth enabled vibrator, which can be controlled through an app. Controls can be activated remotely, allowing, for instance, a partner on the other end of a video call to interact with their loved one.

But the app came with a number of security and privacy issues which would ultimately make many customers feel uncomfortable about using.

The app that controls the vibrator is barely secured, allowing anyone within bluetooth range to seize control of the device which makes for some interesting, yet scary play-time.

In addition, data is collected and sent back to Standard Innovation, letting the company know about the temperature of the device and the vibration intensity – which, combined, reveal intimate information about the user’s sexual habits.