Michigan Foodie for September 2017 - By: Ben Horner













LEGENDS

As a former Chef, food is very important to me. They say the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and for me that is most definitely true. In this column I will be reviewing great eats from not always well known places. For my first review, Legends Adult Entertainment Club was recommended by the girls in the industry as being one of the best.

Legends is located right downtown next to St. Andrew’s Hall in Detroit’s revitalizing downtown business district. Cecil, the courteous doorman, found us a nice booth and introduced us to our lovely server Sam. We ordered some cocktails and food right away. The drinks were tall and refreshing, great value. After our simple salads that came with our dinners, we dived into an order of creamy Lobster Mac, which was loaded with huge chunks Maine lobstertail, pasta and topped with some crunchy seasoned breadcrumbs. Then, there was more lobster with the Surf and Turf.

The Filet was perfect, cuttable with a fork accompanied with a nice demi-glaze. The beans were a little limp, but the beautiful atmosphere and girls on stage made up for that. We finished with a pair of Macanudos, which kept us satisfied after dinner while enjoying the entertainment. As my good friend John Sinclair wrote, “There is nothing better than cocaine, lobster and pussy...in that order!”

Rating: 4/5 Stars


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